Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Want To Feel Old?




The animated show "The Simpsons" is now legal gambling age and can vote; 18 years young. And is only a few short months away from being able to Drink Alcohol. To explore the classic "wow that makes me feel old" expression, lets allow the Simpson's to grow up:

Abe "Grandpa Simpson - Died 11 years ago at the ripe old of 90. R.I.P Grandpa.





Homer Simpson is now 55 years old, divorced 5 years ago and is dying of both prostate cancer and radiation poisoning. Years of mistreating his body have caught up to him, Doctor Hibbard (Now nearly 70) gives him only a few months to live.


Marge Bouvier (Formally Simpson) is 53 years old, still lives at 739 Evergreen Terrace with her Sisters. Since the divorce she's been happy, however does still visit Homer from time to time during his passing hours

Bart Simpson now 28 years old, serves proudly for the American Army, and is currently stationed in Afghanistan.

Lisa Simpson is currently 26 years old and lives in Maryland, close to D.C. She is working on her doctorate. She still visits both Parents regularly, and makes a big effort to write Bart weekly.

Maggie Simpson is now 19 years old. A bit of a partier, sex, drugs and rock and roll - typical 19 year old College Behavior.

I recall being in grade school watching this show, and I'm sure I'm not alone. The other day I got to thinking about what would happen if they aged - and how old they would be. Turns out, thinking that way made me feel old. How about you?

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