What Global Warming?

So it's January 3rd today and well, a question has to be asked. Where the Fuck is Winter? I have the SWEETEST ravine/pond across from my house that in theory would make the best outdoor rink in the history of shiny, but 600 Canada Geese are still bathing in it as if it's the middle of July.

I did however have to roll down my windows to make a left turn this morning from the frost on my car - I refuse to put the car into the Garage until necessary, and from the looks of things that may still be a while.