Stalkbook
Remember that 4th Grade food fight where the guy nobody talked to got hit in the face with an apple and cried for the rest of the day and everyone made fun of him for the rest of the year and called him Apple Eye? And it got so bad he moved away to go to a new school? Well that guy has just added you to his friend list on Facebook.
First off, I'll reserve my thoughts for now on how big of a loser I think you are for spending 4 hours a day on Facebook, and simply start stalking you. You see, with the information you freely give me, name, age, address, family history, personal identification comments - I could EASILY not only stalk you, but become you.
Did you know identity theft experts can crack 90% of the worlds personal passwords with simply a brief personal history and a drivers license? All information easily found, and freely provided on facebook.
Anyway - as much as I was against blogging for a long time - and here I am, Facebook will not become a daily routine. And if it currently is for you, think about keeping some of your information a little more guarded.
7 Comments:
C'mon Greg 90% of all passwords?!?! Stats can be used to make almost anything sound true, 8.6/10 people know that.
No it's True Matt, that's how I know Greg's password is gregisgay.
Coming from the two guys who I know for a fact use 1234... shit, just mail these guys your credit cards why don't you.
Wikipedia has it at 40% of all passwords are easily hackable by a simple program - however the more information you plug in - IE work address, occupation, kids names etc. Badda boom badda bing - I'm now you.
Not that for a second I would wish that debacle on myself!!!
No, No gents I have switched to a random password generator (see: https://www.grc.com/passwords.htm). I have become like Rainman when it comes to remembering my top secret 63 random printable ASCII character password.
Just hopefully no one knows my secret password reminder: What is the truest thing Rob has ever said?
A: Greg is gay.
I can take a joke like the next guy, but I think you went too far. I have several homosexuals who read my blog and will be offended by your comment(s). So if you wouldn't mind, log onto their blogs and apologize:
http://www.robslivingroom.blogspot.com/
&
http://www.iamharris.blogspot.com/
Thanks.
Greg enough of all this gay BS, let's just cut to what is important:
I would like a post on how AWESOME Rob & Amber are...consider me your muse for today's post.
Try and get to that one in the next few days...queer.
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